Funny stories

I'd love to hear some funny stories from people!! Here's some from my funniest (and by funniest, I mean ditziest) student.

Every day after my second reading class, we switch back to our homerooms before going to lunch. This student is in my second reading class as well as my homeroom, so she (and a handful of other students) stay in the room. However, every single day (well into the second week with the same schedule) she left the classroom with the other students switching. And, every day, I'd remind her that she needed to stay in my room. Finally, on the last day of the second week, when she tried to leave after reading, I asked her where she was going. Her response: Spanish class. Which was bizarre enough...making it even more bizarre: our school doesn't offer Spanish class...

My second favorite story (much shorter) was about halfway through the third week. I was helping another student with something when I hear a shriek from across the room. I look up, expecting to see either blood or a bug (the only two things that could warrant such a shriek.) Instead, I see this same girl, with the velcroed part of her messenger bag stuck to her cornrowed hair. I had to try really hard not to laugh as she said, "Miss Peterson, I'm STUCK!" How she got stuck, I have no idea...

My final story is about a different student (and Ashley, you'll appreciate this one.) On the very first day of school, I was chatting with the first student to come into my classroom. So, I asked him what he liked to do outside of school. His response: redneck stuff. Oh Bronson...

Ok, I wanna hear other funny stories!!